Stanley Ford

To those smart enough to read this:

Good day fellow aristocrats, my name is Stanley Ford, but my peers call me Stan. I am a Junior at Henry Clay High School, and am obviously in the Liberal Arts Academy. I was going to choose the Math and Science program at Dunbar, but I felt the Henry Clay environment and the overall academic nature better fit my promising future plus I didn't get in.

Junior year is tough but exciting as I am taking a hefty course load of 9 and half AP classes to prepare myself for the rigor of college courses. Plus this semester I'm putting together my GSP (Governor's Scholar Program for you simpletons) application, and I'm sure I'll be at the top of their list even though I haven't started on the application and don't feel close enough to any of my teachers to ask for a recommendation.

I can't wait to be done with the boring high school life and move on to the real work of college. I plan on getting a full academic scholarship into Harvard and entering into their med school, where I will soon after cure cancer. I was going to go to Yale, but I decided that I wanted a real education.

Common people often ask me if I'm involved in anything outside of school. Of course I am! I'm actively involved in Beta Club and 42 other academic-based clubs inside of Henry Clay. We do TONS of community service for people and communities that I rarely have a heart for.

Well I have squandered enough of my valuable time by writing this, I have to take a practice ACT, SAT, and FART (False Academic Rating Test). Remember, if you want to succeed in life, you must start now by dropping everything and focusing on your grades. Like my college planner/mom says all the time, "Its better to have all A's in your sight then to go out on Saturday night."

Stay thirsty for knowledge my friends,

Stan Ford