First World Probs

No one should face the issues I deal with on a daily basis. From walking up the stairs to third story bedroom to borrowing my friends' phones when, heaven forbid, my phone dies, the struggles I cope with are innumerable. The other day, I ran out of bottles water and I ended up having to drink out of the school water fountain...unimaginably disgusting. I know what's in that water. I could probably catch some horrendous disease if I keep drinking. Later in the exact same day, I spotted a spider while zoning out during English. What has this world come to? These living conditions are unacceptable! They're supposed to condemn buildings in shambles, aren't they? Where are immigrant workers when you need them to clean out your building? I should move to some exotic country like Colombia, so I can get a tan and just relax. I'm sure they would be appalled to here about the problems I have.