Global warming got you down? All these environmental problems stressing you out? Fear no longer! Our dearest planet Earth is no longer a matter of our worries. Starting in just a few months, shuttles will launch to move humans to Mars. Special energy conserving stations have been built on the planet for human colonization. We’re ditching this garbage bag of a planet! And since we’re leaving so soon, we needn’t care anymore about what we do. Drive yourselves everywhere! Litter! Throw everything away! Dump things into the ocean! What does it matter anymore? Nothing! Waste what you can while you can!
Want to hear another benefit? This colonization plan means that now, planet Earth can be our own landfill planet! Separate from where we live, we will ship all of our wastes and byproducts to rot on Earth. There won’t be any landfills or anything of the sort on our new planet of Mars. No one needs to worry about the Earth anymore!
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