Heyyyyy there people, my, like, name's Barbra! My life is, like, soooo awesome.
Basically, I'm, like, the best person I know. I have so many friends, and they all love me. We have parties, like, everyyyy weekend and we get sooo drunk. Sometimes I can't even remember what I've done! Isn't that great?! I mean, it's just sooo much fun to go to all of those parties and not remember half of what I've done. Though, I do remember this one time when I threw up on Jessica's shoes! I haaaaaaaaatte Jessica, so it was, like, soooo funny. (Wanna know a secret? My friends only invite Jessica so we can all make fun of her. We pick on her and talk about her alllllll the time, and it's hilarious! I just love to pick on all of those stupid nerds who think they're soooooo smart or whatever, when really, they're just stupid little geeks.)
Anyway, so, like, yesterday at lunch, Becky was telling me about how her teacher was saying that, like, students need to get better grades on their tests or something. Becky even said that her teacher thought that the class actually cared about their grades! HA! As if! This semester, I got straight Fs (again! Hehehe!), and do you think I care? No way! I mean, why bother with grades and advanced classes or whatever when I could spend my free time at, like, parties drinking and getting high? It's not like you need a brain to succeed in life! My parents have been drinking for as long as I can remember, and they raised me good!
Well, anyway, I have to get back to my super totally fantabulous life of parties and alcohol and terrible grades and picking on nerds! Hehe byyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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