Ya, see the problem with this country nowadays is that we are raising our boys to be ignorant pansies. Back in my day I worked out five times and week and mowed lawns in middle school, today, all these brats do is complain and mooch off of their parents. And what's with these young guys anyway, those Vans or Converses, or whatever, and all these skinny jeans (not baggy) , and long hair (on ears) are for queers, ya gotta be a real man! Back in my day, we wore baggy jorts and Nike's erry' day! And what's with all these frickin' "bronies" nowadays? That show came out in my day and is for no one except little girls! I swear these pedophiles need to get a life and a girlfriend. Watch The Expendebles, or Cops, gotta be a real man!* YEAAH! Teenage boys need to get a life, be dating a girl at all times, if ya wanta be a real man, and if someone starts a problem witcha, punch them right in the face, show em' who's the real man! In short, people today need to take action and stop trying to be all frilly and such wimps. If today's generation would just stick to the gender system that's worked for 200 years, this country would be fine, and welfare wouldn't even exist!
NOTE: This is basically a satire of my step-father who grew up in a rural area, and pretty much believes the things I said above, which is really hilarious if you don't have to deal with it lol.
*On a related note, my step-father loves the Twilight series and Vampire Diaries.
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