Saturday, November 17, 2012

My attempt at Satire

Thomas Malthus once cringed at the idea of overpopulation, stating that we would eventually exhaust our resources and lead ourselves into turmoil, chaos, despair, and all those other bad things. But must we worry about that anymore? Of course not!- That is, once our government adopts the highly justifiable and humane way to stall overpopulation: adopting the spartan way!
If your child isn't healthy, best say bye-bye! He or she wouldn't contribute to society anyway, it'd just prove to be a hindrance. So what better of a way to solve your problems than by killing them?
Choose any way you like, throwing them out of a tall building, placing them in the washing machine, get creative! Who wants to deal with the costs of diapers, food, and lack of sleep due to pesky babies that wake you up at 3 am anyway?
Thus, this is a win-win situation for EVERYONE.

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