Right now

This very instant somewhere in the universe someone is having the revelation that this blog post is in fact not due for another week. In unrelated news there is a band of wild chimpanzees roaming through the jungles of Africa attacking unsuspecting anteaters. The anteaters who are lonely creatures are unable to defend themselves and fall prey to the powerful group of chimpanzees. Tomorrow the anteater elder council will discuss wether or not to declare ware on the prime evil primate enemies or seek a treaty. Realizing their physical short comings the anteaters are seeking an alliance with a more powerful animal such as the great lion pride or the lounge of powerful lizards. Either option would greatly benefit the anteaters, but it will take intense negotiation to actually form an effective alliance. Without the aid of another group the anteaters will undoubtedly die out and their empire will be laid to waste like the zengors who are now a forgotten part of the African history do to the relentless violence of the chimpanzees. Someone must rise to stop this reign of terror before there is no one left to rise.