How to read a book in just a few easy steps!!!
Have you ever wanted to read a book but just can't seem to find the time or patience? Never fear, for I (an expertise in the beautiful art of reading a book) am here for you!
Step 1: Acquire book. There is a sea of books out there waiting to be sorted through, so choose one. Any one. It really doesn't matter, just pick a freakin' book.
Step 2: Neglect all other duties. Homework can wait. Sleep can wait. That marathon on TV that you've been wanting to watch forever can wait. Your social life can wait. You just got a book, you need to read it now!!!
Step 3: Attempt to find a comfortable reading position. Most people will start out with the simple sitting in a chair and reading. However, you will find that over time this becomes uncomfortable. Proceed to adjust by the tiniest bit, whether it be moving your leg to the side a little or putting your hand behind your neck. Continue to adjust how you are sitting until you find yourself in a completely abnormal position where you're falling off the chair you were sitting in.
Step 4: Read. Really, just read. Don't worry about checking your twitter or facebook every 5 seconds because it can wait. You are immersed in a world entirely different from your own for a small amount of time, so don't waste it by coming back to reality every minute.
Step 5: Repeat steps 2-4 until you finish current book. If you enjoyed that experience, repeat steps 1-5 for the remainder of ever.
Boom! You just read a book. It's that easy. You're welcome.
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