Ahhhh what a good night's rest, I'm up and ready to make as much noise as possible to wake Helen up! Ready...almost....okay! NVLIESNLFOEWLNSIFNLSFNEOQNLIEFNL. There she is! Look how she jumps out of bed and runs toward me! Slow down there, I'll be snug in your back pocket all day, why so eager to get to me? Wait, what is she doing? She's trying to make me shut up? NO! Yeah, take that, aha! You thought that pressing the off button would work didn't you? But you forgot that you set it differently last night. Mwahahahaha, now you're REALLY awake.
Lalalalalala, what a nice day it is. Unlike other phones, I don't exactly mind getting smooshed against Helen's buttocks all day. Quite comfortable really. It almost tickles when she shifts her weight. Oh wait, uh-oh, I'm starting to slip! Oh no, I'm coming out! One more shift and I'll fall to my death! Maybe if I just- ahhhh- uh, um, oh. I've just landed in her seat. How unexciting. Maybe i'll try again in fifth hour. It's quite hilarious to watch Helen curse under her breath as she picks me up from the floor for the gazillionth time. But oh, how i love to mess with her.
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