For those who don't know too much about sports- specifically the National Basketball Associaiton (NBA). The lakers this past postseason have acquired several superstars in hopes of making an "All Stars Team." This is a satire making fun of an ardent Lakers Fan.
"Dwight Howard and Steve Nash, oh yes! We are never losing another game. Kobe is going to surpass Jordan for the most amount of rings. And then I can finally show my 'Lord of the Rings' with Kobe's face tattoo. Phil Jackson is going to need another hand to be able to wear all his rings... I wonder if he wants mine, hmm I'll ask him later. (Lose First Game). WHAT?!?!?!?!? WE LOST THE FIRST GAME!!!! BUT HOW??? OUR STARTING FIVE ARE ALL FUTURE HALL OF FAMERS except psychotic Metta World Peace. (Just lost 11th game straight). Well guess I'm moving to Miami, maybe a hurricane will come by and wipe me out of my misery. We have the best person of each of their respective postions how are we not winning!!! We need Phil back. WE WANT PHIL, WE WANT PHIL!! If we lose one more game I'm becoming a Clippers fan... Lob City! (Finally win a game) NBA CHAMPIONSHIP HERE WE COME. I'm going to go ahead and pre-order my NBA 2012-2013 Champs shirt and hat. The Lakers are Back in the Hunt BABYY!! Lets Go Lakers!"
I was kind of offended by this...
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