A Mas!

Andrew Mason is a superdiduper awesome person and I’m really glad I got to know him better over this school year. He has a scar on his eyebrow from a very interesting childhood story that he’s told me about and I can’t remember what is was at the moment. He has a pair of really clean white shoes, which is a monumental achievement since he’s had them for months and they never have a mark on them. Helen and I have also commented on his tremendous eyelash length (completely unfair). He likes hip-hop /rap music, but not the trashy kind, if you know what I mean.

If I were to describe Andrew as a color, it would be muted, but bold, like cerulean. That may sound contradictory, but I think it suits his personality. He’s very “chill” about everything and doesn’t seem to get stressed out. He’s also got an amazing sense of humor and isn’t afraid to say what’s on his mind. A blue tone would also fit him well, since he almost always has on some sort of Kentucky gear.

Andrew is going to be a fantastical CEO of either a highly successful self made company, or of an already noteworthy company. I already see him all spiffed up in a suit sitting in a really tall swively chair with a mahogany desk on the top level of a glass window corner office with “ANDREW B. MASON” embossed on a nameplate right in the center of the table with a fancy desk clock facing the wrong way. You’ll have to schedule an appointment with his personal secretary, who’ll have to announce you and then Andrew would swivel around and be all suave and what not, you know, like in movies?

All in all, Andrew is an amazingly adroit and affable person and I’m happy to call him my awesomely awesome neighbor.