Girls always think they lose us, but what they don’t know is that we lose them. Being a bobby pin is one of the most exciting lives anyone could have. People “misplace” bobby pins all the time, but they don’t really know what we’re up to. Actually being used in someone’s hair is so boring, I mean, you just have to sit there and act natural all day. But when my owner leaves, or drops me under the bed, it’s party time. I’m so sneaky that sometimes I can just get up and go, and she’ll forget I was even there. In my adventures, I gather my bobby pin gang and go live a super criminal life. Unexpected and unexplained break in your house? That was probably me. I can pick locks so easily, take what I want, and no one would ever suspect it was me. Who would ever even think to consider a bobby pin’s guilt? No one, that’s who. They can’t even trace it back to my owner. A bobby pin leads a mischievous life.
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