Life Living Like a Lamp

My name is Larry and I'm a lamp. I sit on a night stand and when that switch turns on I'm the hottest one in the room. I like my job, I think I brighten up people's days. I like being the first and last light bulb that most people see for the day, it makes me feel special and gives my life meaning. Life is not always perfect though. A low point in my career was when Joey left me on all night because he fell asleep reading a book. Shows how much attention he was paying to what he was reading. Those 10 hours were the worst. Not only did I have to stay up all night, I got extremely hot, so hot that at one point I thought I was going to explode. By the time I was finally turned off I think I hit 200 degrees.