Sunday, December 9, 2012
Beary the bear
Hello, my name is Beary and i am a stuffed bear and i hold a spot on Carolines bed everyday. My hobbies include sitting, laying down, and being thrown across the room. Sometimes, when Caroline is upset, she will pick me up and squeeze me or cry in to me. Its starting to get really old. I mean, who wants a hormonal emotional teenage girl crying on you at least twice a week? That is not my cup of tea. My best friend is Junie, Junie is Carolines cat. Junie and I both share a hatred towards Caroline. She may seem all sweet, but shes CRAZY. When the Hoertzs are away, Beary will play. When people look at stuffed animals they are like "aww you re so comforting" or "omg like you're my bff." And I'm just like hold up. You know I'm an inanimate object, right? The day in the life of Beary the bear; sucks.
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