Saturday, December 8, 2012

My surfboard flash drive's epic adventure of epicness

My Surfboard flash drive is like any other surfboard in the entire world. He can surf just like any other surfboard. And the waves are as astonishing as the ones in Hawaii or at Huntington Beach. He takes the drop into the USB port and suddenly he is inside the barrel of a massive wave of documents and research papers. His undercarriage sweeps through countless power points and vocabulary handouts. He moves up to the tip of the wave and does a cutback, shaking off little fragments of photos and music downloads.

Everything is going great as he continues to shred this epic wave of information. It is then, however, that he wanders into the rock bed of viruses and spam as he tries to head for the shore of anti-virus software. It looks like he has nowhere to turn and is certain to crash into the ocean of the host computer. Then, with one last effort, he makes a vital save and locks up his surrounding documents. He makes it out to safety, once again protecting all of my vital information and homework. Another threat averted by my surfboard flash drive as he rides away into my backpack and out of danger from the harmful technology waves.

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