Life of Pie.

Hi, I'm Pie. I have many personalities. Strawberry, Apple, Cherry, Pecan, Boysenberry, Chicken Pot, Sweet Potato, Key Lime, Lemon Meringue, Lemon, Peach, Pudding, Walnut, Pumpkin, French Apple, English Pear, Boston Creme, Blueberry, Banana, and my worst, Mince Meat. Some foods call me bipolar or tell me i have Dissociative Identity Disorder.  I just like being able to please many people with my assortment of personalities. My life is normally a short one, until i am replaced by another me. I am surprised i was able to write this much. Normally i would have been eaten by no--