Hi. You might have seen me on your classmate's desk recently; she hardly goes to school without me. Well, not just me, but a lot of different types of me. If that even makes sense. Anyway, let me tell you what my life is like.
It's not exactly an easy life, though I do have it better than, I don't know, Mr. Pillow or Mrs. Toothbrush. But still! Being one of Anna's books... It's, um, interesting, to say the least. I mean, it's nice to have my pages turned through and all, but her reactions are kinda weird. I mean, why on earth would you get so attached to the story within my covers? I guess I haven't actually read it, so I guess I wouldn't understand. But really, I was talking to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, one of my neighbors, the other day, and he said that she cried. She actually cried during the story! Mockingjay said the same thing! What's up with that?! Why couldn't we have just been bought by some normal person? Sure, it's nice to be appreciated or whatever, but my gosh. It's just weird.
Something nice about being one of Anna's books is that she at least takes good care of us. She keeps us nice and organized, so if we're part of a series, we're with our families. Also, she lets us go over to other people's houses if we're reeeally good, so I get to see my other friends every now and then! (It's also nice to have someone else read my pages, someone without crazy reactions.) Oh, Anna also makes sure we aren't ripped or bent or anything, so we're all relatively clean and in decent shape (except for poor Wreck This Journal; I feel really bad for him).
You know, when I come to think of it, even with her bizarre responses to my story, Anna isn't all that bad considering how nice she is to all of us. We get to see different places (The Son of Neptune went to France! I was so jealous when I found out), and we all have a good home, and, well, it's pretty nice (even if she is a bit weird)!
This is hilarious haha!
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