THE BEST WRITING PROMPTS EVER

Here are three prompts that I find myself wondering as I drift off to sleep at night:

1. What really happened to Jeeves?
2. If Snooki and Jay Leno had a baby, what would it look like?
3. Which of the two previous prompts is more awesome?

Without a doubt I will have to respond to prompt #3, I mean what could be more interesting? On one hand you have one of the greatest mysteries known to mankind, one that not even the beards of Mythbusters have the cahones to try. On the other, you have the ol' Combo Baby game, and it always gets extra interesting when you have the body type of Snooki and the chin of Jay Leno.
So which one is better? I think the only way is to answer each of them and then decide based on the answers.
Jeeves... One of the Internet's most prolific figures. One could even go so far as to say that he was one of the Founding Fathers of the Internet itself. There he was, standing coolly in his sweet blazer with that almost-award-winning smile that said, "I've got answers, and it IS the one you're looking for". But then one day he disappeared.... FOREVER. Could it have been an inside job, with Ask.com killing the poster-child of its website in fear of future dictatorial status from Jeeves? Or was it a competitor? Google couldn't risk its company by leaving one man out there that had the power to take over the Internet. Who knows what happened to him? For this prompt there is no answer, only speculation as to what happened to the infamous butler of our generation. And speculation is always awesome.

As I mentioned before, we've got two wild cards going head to head in Combo Baby, and Snooki gets extra wild points because she just had a baby. Now, lets get into the nitty gritty. We all know that Leno's chin is big enough to land an airplane on, but is it a dominant trait? Also, would the baby's face be as fat as Snooki's? Ladies and gentleman, I give you, THE SNOOKI MONSTER:  

Isn't he/she gorgeous??? I can't tell if she's going to yell at me in a northern accent or just squeak to me about cars. Either way, in about 15 years this little angel isn't going to have any trouble finding love. Who knows, maybe she can find her soul mate Conan O'brien and Kim Kardashian have their baby together (wouldn't that be a beautiful little ginger. Don't tell Kanye, he'll still think its his). No matter what though... this baby is magnificent.

I think we all know who the winner is today. The true champ is YOU, because you got to get those wheels turning about where the man with the answers went. Also, you got to see this sweet morph of Jay "I'm uber cray cray" Leno and Snooki "I don't have a real last name.. or first name". So decide for yourself which prompt is better because they are both mind-blowingly awesome.