at this moment, somewhere in the Universe
there is a child sitting at home watching tv on the couch. His parents tell him, "Johnny, we have a surprise for you!"
Excited he eagerly asks them what is it.
Without another word his parents leave to the back room and roll out a a package, almost 6 feet tall 5 feet wide.
Little Johnny looks at the beautifully wrapped gift with a golden bow on top and notices it move slightly..
He looks at his parents a little apprehensively.
John opens his mouth and mutters, "Mom... what is ..."
His parents just nod in unison and nudgingly gesture him towards the gift.
He walks over to the gift and slowly rips of pieces of paper and pulls apart the bow to reveal the naked package.
Fearfully, he opens it.
Finally he sees it. There in the box lays the gift: skin glistening, hair groomed, wide mouthed lies what he has been waiting for
Eddy Murphy
Mr. Murphy scoops up little Johnny in his hands who has now fainted in shock. As Eddy Murphy carries John to his room, John wakes up and whispers,
"We did it. We won the superbowl."
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