Assignment 19: Decent Human Being

How to be a decent human being:

In order to be a decent human being, one must simply complete a quick checklist. First we will start out with the easy questions:

    1. Do you care about people other than yourself?
    2. Are you typically a forgiving person?
    3. If someone came to you in tears, would you comfort them?

Hopefully you answered yes to all of these questions, If so, let’s move on. If not, well, to be frank, due to me being the optimistic person I am, I don’t really have a plan for you.

    4. Do you believe in complete racial equality?
    5. Do you believe in complete gender equality?
    6. Do you believe in complete sexuality equality?

If you answered yes to these, good job! You are on the right track to being a decent human being. Let’s continue:

    7. Do you believe everyone has the right to do with their body as they please?
    8. Would you agree that discrimination should never simply be an accepted malpractice?
    9. Do you think that sensitive subjects including but not limited to rape, women, and race are never acceptable to ‘joke’ about?

And lastly:

    10. Do you believe that these morals should be upheld at all times, no matter the time, no matter the place, and no matter the situation?

If you answered yes to all of these questions, then congratulations! You Are Now A Decent Human Being. You are not brave. You are not progressive. You are not bold. But you are one hell of a Decent Human Being!