What's sad is that I only keep up with a few tv shows: Pretty Little Liars, Glee, America's Got Talent, and possibly a few others.
Looking at that list, I'm thinking, "wow, why am I so lame? Why can't I be more decisive like Meredith or funnier like Andrew?"
I mean, why would I EVER want to be a character on Pretty Little Liars. Sure, Aria, Hanna, Spencer, and Emily are all drop dead gorgeous, but their lives are full of chaos and constant turmoil. Someone dies this day, someone from their past tries to kill them on that day. Someone is always stalking them and sending cryptic messages, bla bla bla. I wouldn't want any of that at all. Their amazing wardrobes are totally not worth it.
On Glee, Brittany's super funny but really stupid. Rachel has a beautiful Broadway voice and is bound to become a star, but who really likes her pretentious personality anyways? Plus, she just got pregnant by Finn so...Now Tina, Tina is just really desperate for love and for some reason, thinks she can un-gayify Blaine. Plus she's Asian and everyone knows that I just hold a grudge against Asians.
Wow, I've really beaten around the bush. Here's a legitimate answer:
I want to be Hermione. She's perfect.
She's incredibly intelligent (she'd probably get like a 2400 on the SAT) and she's also gorgeous without wearing much make-up. She has loyal friends and helloooooooo she's a witch! She can do magic and ride on broom sticks and meet goblins and be friends with Harry Potter and be plain classy.
Seriously, why wouldn't you want to be Hermione Granger?
Seriously, why wouldn't you want to be Hermione Granger?
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