007

Yes, just like my friend Joey, I too would be James Bond if I had the choice to become any fictional character.
Deep inside every man, there is a yearning to be James Bond. It may be tiny for some or large for others, but no man can deny that there is some part of James Bond that they long to be. It has to be, in some part, due to the fact that he IS such a man. I mean, James Bond is this character that is always played by a strong-jawed, muscular man, but that looks absolutely dashing in a suit. The brute strength combined with simple elegance is enough to make you wonder at the sight of Mr. Bond.

If that doesn't make you want to be Bond (it certainly does for me), then there's also the part about being a spy. Espionage is his trademark, and his ability to take down any foe doubles as his forte. Bond bobs and weaves his way through enemies, smartly using his resources to take down anyone that gets in his way. Watching James Bond slice through bad guys, literally blowing up the competition, while still managing not to rip his suit is a feat that makes me want to become this fantastic character so much more.

Okay, if THAT still doesn't do it for you, then hold on, Mr. Bond still has some tricks up his sleeve. If you're not into the fighting and taking down the bad guys, then don't forget the fact that James Bond ALWAYS gets the girl. Wheeling and dealing his sensual social skills, Bond wins the foxy girl with a slight smile, some sexy small talk, and a speedy car, not to mention putting the whole show to bed with a nice sexual pun for the audience.

James Bond is one of the world's premiere characters, having been available for our viewing pleasure for over 50 years now. There's so much that makes me want to become this character, that it makes it almost impossible for me not to choose him. Even my middle name (Bond) suggests that I be more like James. James Bond is a character with multiple talents and smorgasbord of characteristics that fascinate all audiences. His array of abilities is unparalleled by any other, leaving me no choice but to choose him, because I like my characters shaken, not stirred.