Friday, March 15, 2013

ORANGES ARE THE NEW PINK.

If i was a fictional character I would be ariel.
I could talk to sea animals and go to the olympics ... except the olympics has that whole thing about how they strictly regulate what gender your competing in and ariel is well... she doesn't have a... well she has a fin.. and thats it.. sooooooo yeh. I would beat michael phelp's record with the help of the whales and condem him to the depths of the ocean.
In any case i would essentially be an androgynous liberal spirited white girl/fish thing with the capabilities to roam the free world to my hearts content... except for land..  because i would have fins
Also if i was ever stranded on an island i could make half of myself into sushi. I love sushi.


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