Andrew's Bucket List

If there's one thing I've learned in this crazy world we live in, its that sometimes you gotta say "buckit, I'm just gonna do it". In keeping with this YOLO mentality, I'm going to break the rules and give you all a straight list of buckets I hope to do before I die:

1. Shoot a buck. I've never been hunting, but slaying a large animal while wearing excess amounts of camo seems pretty buck-tastic.
2. One time in 4th grade, I was violently thrown off a horse after it got angry. In an act of vengeance, I will someday put a horse on my back and buck it.
3. Meet MLB pitcher Josh Bucket. After winning the 2003 World Series MVP I knew I had to meet this stud of a pitcher.
4. Invent bucketeering-- similar to 'coning', bucketeering is a practical joke where you buy a large bucket of popcorn at the movies, then throw it back in their faces and run out of the theater.
5. Form a rap group called BWA-- Buckets With Attitude.
6. Get Sandra Bucket's autograph. Movies like "The Blind Side of the Bucket" and "The Bucket Proposal" have made this actress a Hollywood star. I want her autograph so bad.
7. Play for the Milwaukee Bucks. I love basketball, and playing for my favorite NBA bucketball team would be a dream come true.
8. Watch "The Bucket List". Morgan Freeman is one of my faves.
9. Make a few bucks and buy an NFL team, preferably one down south. I would call my new team the Tampa Bay Bucketeers.
10. Become a director and make a romantic movie about a music teacher and a house painter, called "The Notebucket".

My most important goal is probably to invent bucketeering. I feel like this movement could really take off, especially on Youtube. Being remembered for a childish prank is my life goal, at this point.

I hope you have enjoyed my bucket list. I didn't mean to go all buck wild on you with the puns, but hey, lets break the monotony. Buck-bye.